☆★ MY HOME PAGE ★☆

last updated: (trust me)

ABOUT ME

Hi, I am a COOL INTERNET PERSON and this website is very serious and ~~not~~ extremely cursed.

Fun fact: this page uses multiple borders, too many shadows, and choices.

• totally-not-a-virus.exe

• free_screensavers_mega_pack.zip

• hamster_dance_real_final_v7.html

• my_fanpage_of_fanpages.htm

• download_more_RAM_now!!!

• unregistered_hypercam_2.mp4

(Links are fake because your browser is too modern.)

Visitors: 000000

Counts locally in your browser (so it’s basically scientific).

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Nothing actually downloads (again: authentic).

NO CSS (except the extremely large amount of CSS)